"-“…people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure.”"

thanks Osa

"-“Avoiding villainy is not that different from avoiding loneliness: First you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too.”"

hmm thanks Osa

"-“If a villain is the person who knows the most yet cares the least, the hero is the person who cares the most yet knows the least.”"

hmm ok thanks osa

a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

classmate: wait, what's polyamory?

me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

professor: *overhears from front of class*

professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g

me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

me: ....

me: ....

me: ....

professor: it should be polyerosy